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A roomy boxy tee that feels like personal armor for the skeptical and style-forward. The graphic — a Benjamin-style face peeking through bent blinds under the words “TRUST NO ONE” — sets a tone: guarded, clever, and a little conspiratorial. Wear it with cropped jackets and high-waisted jeans or oversized coats; it sits relaxed on the shoulders and reads like an inside joke with the world. The soft, combed cotton and medium-weight fabric keep the shirt feeling substantial without stiffness. It’s for nights out when you want to look effortless but guarded, for coffee runs where you prefer to people-watch, and for streetwear looks that lean into ironic privacy and dry humor.
Product features
- 100% combed ring‑spun cotton (solid colors); Athletic Heather 90/10 cotton/poly blend
- Medium-weight fabric (6.0 oz/yd²) for structure without bulk
- Dropped shoulders and relaxed fit for an oversized, boxy silhouette
- Durable double-needle stitching at sleeves, neck, and hem
- Tear-away label for comfort and easy rebranding
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Sale price
$35.00 USD
Regular price $45.00 USD
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.75 | 19.75 | 20.75 | 22.75 | 24.75 | 26.75 | 28.75 |
| Length, in | 26.25 | 27.25 | 27.75 | 28.75 | 29.75 | 30.25 | 31.25 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Product features
- 100% combed ring‑spun cotton (solid colors); Athletic Heather 90/10 cotton/poly blend
- Medium-weight fabric (6.0 oz/yd²) for structure without bulk
- Dropped shoulders and relaxed fit for an oversized, boxy silhouette
- Durable double-needle stitching at sleeves, neck, and hem
- Tear-away label for comfort and easy rebranding
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean